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STOP THE PRESSES! ALL HANDS ON DECK! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!
Bassist extraordinaire Monty Colvin of The Awful Truth, Galactic Cowboys, and Crunchy fame has shaved his beard! Again, Monty Colvin has shaved his beard. I know, I know. It’s hard to believe, but you can witness the atrocity here. But we must warn you, what you are about to see contains content of a graphic nature, so you may want to make sure there are no children in the room.
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